Name as many things that you can that are funny, please =]
Funny relationship advice for a newlywed guestbook?
"Appliances are for making meals, not whoopee - never buy an appliance for a gift for your wife!"
Reply:Keep the spark and romance in your marriage -- never let things get so bad that you resort to "hallway sex". That's when you wake up, see your hubby coming out of the bathroom, and instead of saying "Good morning", he says, "F... you!" And you say back, "F... you!"
Reply:never gain more weight than the ex- girlfriend or boyfriend.
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